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Mac’s Freestyle

[Verse 1: Mac Miller]

Eating shawarma, doing drawings of Chewbacca

Bumping Flocka, fuck the drama,

Marijuana’s been as calming as the fucking Dalai Lama

Your style common as a little league sponsor from a ‘tarded kid’s father

I’m at meetings shaking hands and adding commas to my net worth

Talk about my money please and feelings might just get hurt,

This the same effect and less words

Chilling with this asshole, he call himself Sweatshirt

I think this might be some of my best work

I let these bitches dive in, but it’s head first,

Applying pressure when I put together letters

I’m a king, I’m a myth, beat a bitch down with my scepter

These Fendi treasures feeling better than a million sweaters in Alaska,

Your raps are as corny as Nebraska

Lacka-daisical bars, my throw aways will trash ya

High as NASA on acid, acid tone,

Acid foam, talking trash like John McEnroe

You a little bitch with the fucking cabbage patch flow

Watch me smack a ho, turn around and catapult off

Up above my castle’s moat, right into my fucking throne

This man is dapper, manufactured in hell

You candy rappers got damn disasters, myself, I’m chilling

Club house, in demand, passwords, surveillance can’t infiltrate

This type of lifestyle that one simulates

My bitch is great, had a dinner date with William Gates

He took her to his big estate, the bitch flipped the safe

Escaped through the kitchen bank, dipped it down the interstate

Handed me the money, started sucking me off

This is a full blown virus, we don’t fuck with a cough

Made money off the white without touching the soft, I’m in there

Million dollars, I been there, ‘bout a few times

Mulan, she on the futon, tryna do lines,

This coupe-I’m… in, highway about a buck fifty

Middle finger out the window, who wanna fuck with me?

I told Dom’s and Hodgy, stop popping mollies

Tryna blow up and die: some real kamikazes

Young fisherman sinking in Lake Michigan

Innocence, voice of an angel, so Minnie Riperton

Exquisite bitch, getting lit, live from the Wimbledon

Still sinning this ill pimping is Bill Clinton

She butt-naked swimming, I’m paying for no attention

Workaholic, got a tv show

I know you seen the crib, now she sees the youngin’ rhyme

Sanitary birth, watch a bee get buried in the hurst

See, I kill myself

Mac hippie analog, you rap midi, turn the camera’s off, I make you snap and slap your bandana off

Your bitch greet me like I’m Santa Clause, mouth water

High as a satellite, see,

I’m in ancient Greece, getting head from Aphrodite

Mac is mighty, got a bunch of whitey’s acting like me

I set the bar high,

This a bizarre ride, word to Pharcyde,

In plaid pants, hit a hole-in-one on the Par 5

Eyes closed, drinking whiskey, let the car drive

These hoes thirsty, see the dick and they [?]

The raw fapper, baby forehead autographer

On top Saturn, I’m sending shots from my rocket blaster

Believe me this is where geniuses live,

It’s most dope, be holier than all of Jesus’s kids

But we speaking to heathens and all these even Stevens who don’t need a reason,

Just want a bitch that they can feed with semen

Don’t even sleep [?] goin’ keep me dreaming, I’m faded

Been in Cali a little too long, it got me jaded

Hit Japan and I’m Instagraming camera shy samurais

Fucking up a Jerm beat, teach you how to vandalize

The bandana Santana tied,

My sound amplified

Screams from Kenny Woods still Phantom ride

My pockets fat, still looking for some pants my size

They overanalyze everything I fantasized

We could have a conersation, we could pantomine

Or you could come a little closer, put your hand in mine

This life a prison, time to set you free

Watching movies in silence, describing what I see

Word

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